Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

im a selling a car

"Up to 50% off."

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Is this a chair?

no

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Chayton

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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