What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

123 Main street

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Rock mattress.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

c+t+c?

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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