Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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BWAT

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What's dead? Your mum.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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