How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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nine...eleven

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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