Why did the bunny eat his food

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baby loves lalma

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Womens' rights.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Black Veil Brides.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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knock knock go away ok

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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