I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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poop

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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