What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Christians pornstars.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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