- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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