What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

what do you call a black man named mike

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Vagina-Boob

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Nice weather we're having.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Matty B

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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