3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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democracy

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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A jew go out of a bar

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