what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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God is real

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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