A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Ass

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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