Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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OBAMA

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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