- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

robin, get in the car.

Why? Because!

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Barack Obama

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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