How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Your social life

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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