a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

How do magnets work?

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

nine...eleven

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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