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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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