- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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