A storm be brewin!

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

8===D

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Your sex life.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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