I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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A dyslexic blind man

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