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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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