- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

binladin walks into the american seals

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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