What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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