- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

tea with milk?

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