- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Your face

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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