- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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