- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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