What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

the redsox

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

A cat playing laser tag.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

hi dave

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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