what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Prostitution is bad.......

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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