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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

a chinese man pays the full price

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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