What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Chuck Norris.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Anti Joke

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