- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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