What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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