- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Please don't shoot me

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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