- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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