- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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