Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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