roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

what's black and can't swim?

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

whats brown and booky a book.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Sam Hengal.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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