- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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