- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Your mom.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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