- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

G:nock nock B:come in!

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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