Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What do you call your mom? Mom

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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