yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Do you know the muffin man? No

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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