Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What do you call your mom? Mom

I like U.............................nicorns :D

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Phew... it's gone.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Wenis Penis

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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