- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Everybody will die

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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