What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Anthony sucks

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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