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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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