- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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