- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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