- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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